I'm pretty screwed anyway

A few minutes ago I saw the most peculiar thing. Outside on the street, there was nine Jehovah's Witnesses all just standing there with Bibles in their hands discussing. Nine. One of them knocked on my door, but I didn't answer it since, well, why would I? But later when I went downstairs I found a pamphlet outside my door about Jesus and a meeting of theirs that's coming up.

I just found this whole thing quite strange, due to the fact that during the past two weeks, including today, Jehova's Witnesses have knocked on my door three times. The past couple of years I can't remember once they've knocked on our door. I can't help but wondering what the hell is going on in our little community. Some kind of apocalypse?

This is the pamphlet I found. It basically says "How do you view Jesus? As a newborn child, a dying man or a ruling king?"